Treat yourself to a keepsake from the charming seaside town of Neptune.
PARENTAL FACE CURTAINS. Sold separately, 10% off if you buy a pair.
Just the thing to spruce up a boring hallway, shower or bedroom that wasn’t creepy enough with that hidden rig around the bed. The fabric is translucent, to make your parent’s face really glow like a huge malevolent ghost ready to destroy a teen’s sex life.
Purity tests $10/each
Piñata. $8000